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bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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woodmeat:

when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

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throwspebblesatpeople:

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

THANK YOUUU!!!

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anotherhippie:

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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Better get the blow dryer and defrost that motherfucker…

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