greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

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bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

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AW SHIT SON

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